Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? - Chapter 90

  Chapter 90 I Said—Excellent President!

hehe.

  Gu Sheng’s question made Shen Miaomiao chuckle in her heart.

  Why am I stupid?

  How the **** did such words come out of your mouth?

  The knife that stabbed me in the back is still in your hand, you ask me why I froze?

  Why don’t you ask the magic conch?

   Your commitment pinch? Your stretcher…not…cooking pinch? !

  Didn’t we speak well?

  Cooking game Cooking game, how can it become FPS with one click?

and!

  Looking at the cheering posture of fellow businessmen and the media on the scene, Shen Miaomiao could easily tell that this wave of innovative operations by Lao Gu was even more amazing than the previous road to survival!

  Shen Miaomiao scratched her ears and scratched her cheeks, feeling like dying.

  Originally, everything went smoothly!

  Whether it is school recruitment or cost investment!

  Although there are more or less flaws in the middle, they are harmless!

  Because there is such a clever project as “cooking game”, the final result will not be particularly satisfactory!

   She clearly has a sure chance of winning!

But!

Never imagined!

  The so-called cooking game turned out to be Gu Sheng feinting at her!

  Dooooogthing!

  Shen Miaomiao hated her teeth itchingly.

  However, on second thought, isn’t it right?

  Gu Sheng didn’t know that she wanted to lose money all she wanted, so it seemed that there was no need to deceive her about this kind of thing, right?

  Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao couldn’t help turning her stiff neck, and asked Gu Sheng:

   “I remember you before…not to mention the PUBG project, is it a cooking game?”

   “Did I say that?”

  Gu Sheng pondered for a while, then remembered:

   “Oh yeah, I think I said ‘this is a cooking game to some extent’ before, your memory is really good, hahaha.”

  Have a hammer! Ha! !

  Shen Miaomiao’s fists were hardened, if she didn’t restrain herself strongly, she might have punched her out on the spot!

  Crap!

   Do I have a bad memory? !

   Not only do I have a good memory, I was also fooled by this sentence for a whole month!

   His grandma’s!

  Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao regretted it!

  If I could have had a look at the game plan with him during this month, I wouldn’t have suffered such a bolt from the blue today!

“so what?”

  Shen Miaomiao looked like a volcano on the verge of eruption, pointing to the promotional poster on the stage:

   “What does this mean?”

   “Hey, I just said that casually at the beginning,”

  Gu Sheng laughed happily, waved his hands and said with a smile:

   “Think about it, there are hundreds of people participating in this game, and there are weapons and vehicles in it, there will definitely be all kinds of strange forms of death,”

   “And this is a competitive game, the so-called endless fun with others,”

   “So, when the game is released, there will definitely be all kinds of crouching dragons and phoenix chicks, making all kinds of operations that make people eat,”

   “As the saying goes, this game is not clear soup and water, many chefs are cooking,”

   “So, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a cooking game, hahahaha…”

   said.

  Gu Sheng also smiled and glanced at Little Nezha, and joked:

   “What? You don’t really think I’m going to play a game of bragging about cooking?”

   “Hahahaha, that’s too stupid. I’m so mentally retarded that I choose such a mentally retarded subject. Isn’t that just to lose money? You can’t agree, right…”

   After finishing speaking, Gu Cheng raised an eyebrow at Shen Miaomiao, then turned his head away, and continued to exchange production experience with the angry director Li Xiaofeng.

   Hiss—

  Shen Miaomiao took a deep breath!

   Where the **** is my knife? !

  Why are you so cheap… I’ll stab you to death with a knife and forget it! !

  Shen Miaomiao’s face was about to turn colorful, and she wished she could live the same life with Gu Sheng now.

  She doesn’t feel bad about the company’s money, after all, the money didn’t all belong to her in the first place.

  She only takes 40% of the 10% of the profit, and it does not matter to her if it is more or less.

   But don’t forget!

  Among the 50 million cost of this project, she still has 10 million in her small coffers!

   Ten million!

   Those are the older brothers and sisters of Mascot Fifty!

   I just got it, and it hasn’t been heated yet!

   Just throw it all in this project!

  The most important thing is that this ten million is a free capital injection from her!

  Because according to the system regulations, the [Project Investment Amount] item in the system only calculates the internal investment amount of the host company.

  The rest, such as bank loans, dividend investment, and external borrowing, are not included in the calculation of the system investment amount.

   This is why Shen Miaomiao went to her father to beg for money when the project was short of funds, and then paid for it herself when she failed.

  But from the beginning to the end, I didn’t attract investment, and I didn’t find the root cause of the bank!

  Because Lao Shen and her own money do not have to be repaid, they can be incorporated into the company’s internal funds in the form of free capital injection.

  In this way, the investment amount of the project can be effectively increased!

  For example, the “PUBG” project was short of 10 million at the beginning.

  If Shen Miaomiao went to the bank to borrow money, then the total cost of this project in the system would be 40 million.

  But if she injects free capital out of her own pocket, the system will show a total cost of 50 million.

   Which of the two is more likely to lose money is obvious.

only!

  She hadn’t figured it out, but Gu Sheng’s operation of turning cooking into shooting directly completely messed up her little calculations!

  This is not acceptable!

  Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao’s expression became serious!

  I have to save myself!

   At least at least, in this 50 million investment project, she has to lose a million!

  Because only in this way can she save the money in her small coffers!

   This time!

  Shen Miaomiao didn’t want to rebate too much, she just wanted to get back her capital!

but!

  How to lose this million within a week is another problem!

  Because judging from the current situation, even if their “PUBG Mobile” can’t win the championship, the sales will definitely not be bad.

   After all, their last work “Left 4 Dead” has proved a truth—

  In most cases, the sales of projects that can make friends and merchants flock to them are absolutely guaranteed!

   Therefore, she must not sit still and just rely on burning incense and praying for the project to lose money.

   She has to do something.

  Actually, it is very simple to think of doing this—

  She only needs to frantically criticize the project when she goes back, ask Gu Sheng and others to make changes, make changes, repeat them infinitely, and try to delay the progress of the project.

   Once the five-month production deadline is up, the organizing committee will directly judge them to abstain.

   At that time, they will lose the promotional support of the Asian Games, and they will no longer enjoy the policy of “full landing on Asia’s mainstream emotional cabin platforms” provided by the organizing committee.

   Wait until then to release the game and start the system. A game with an investment of 50 million yuan will easily lose money.

   But Shen Miaomiao could not do this.

   First of all, this method is too arbitrary and dark. Although she wants to lose money, she is not so cruel.

  Secondly, if you do that, it will 100% make Gu Sheng see the tricks, and even directly offend him, causing him to resign and go away.

   At that time, my own system will be abolished, and the gain outweighs the loss.

  But if the progress is not delayed, Shen Miaomiao is also worried that Jiang Yun’s group of fanatics are too radical, and they make the project too perfect.

  So, she had to find a degree.

  A degree that will be able to complete the project without making the project too perfect.

  After all, this time she doesn’t want to lose much, she just wants to lose one million and get back her capital.

   But the problem is, as a layman, she is not sure about such a professional time control.

   And she couldn’t ask Gu Sheng directly, that would be too obvious.

   For a moment, Shen Miaomiao couldn’t help frowning slightly.

   Who should I ask for indirect consultation?

  I’m thinking!

   Just listening to the field, the host’s voice sounded again.

  It turned out that after the project introduction of the last manufacturer was completed, after collective voting by 200 media and 500 players, the [Most Anticipated Game Award] has been awarded.

   Undoubtedly, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds won this award without any suspense for its innovative gameplay and design.

  Gu Sheng came to the stage to accept the award.

   And Shen Miaomiao also rolled her eyes, took this opportunity to lift her buttocks, sat in Gu Sheng’s seat, and nodded and smiled at Li Xiaofeng next to her:

   “Director Li.”

   “Hey, Mr. Shen,”

  Li Xiaofeng nodded politely.

  Although the golden wind is not that big, but Shen Miaomiao’s background is not small, Li Xiaofeng dare not neglect:

   “What instructions do you have?”

   “I can’t talk about instructions, I just want to consult Director Li about something,”

  Shen Miaomiao laughed and said:

   “Do you think…our project…can be completed within the stipulated deadline?”

  Hearing this, Li Xiaofeng laughed:

   “Haha, Boss Shen and Director Gu really have a heart-to-heart connection, we were still discussing this matter just now,”

   “Director Gu also expressed concern about the development progress,”

   “For a work like PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, the five-month production time is really tight. If you don’t rush to work, it should only be enough for your company to produce a basic prototype,”

   “It’s normal to play, there must be no problem, but many details are too late to polish,”

   “Actually, if your company has a few more people or a little more budget, this problem can be effectively solved,”

   “But as the saying goes, it’s hard for a smart woman to cook without rice. Your company’s current economic situation is also a dilemma,”

   “So, I also suggested to Director Gu just now,”

   “During this special period, your company can definitely use some special measures to meet the urgent needs,”

  “For example—to fully mobilize the enthusiasm of employees in the form of project dividends,”

   “I can’t say whether you can win the championship in this project, but you will definitely not lose,”

   “Incentivizing employees to work overtime in the form of project dividends seems to give up part of the company’s profits,”

   “But in reality, it’s far more profitable than rushing to the shelves,”

   “After all, an unpolished work will definitely affect the player experience to a certain extent,”

   “For example, the details are not in place, the somatosensory action is delayed, small bugs continue, the game runs unstable, etc.”

   “These things don’t seem to be serious, but they will directly affect game sales.”

   Say it!

  Li Xiaofeng smiled and nodded at Shen Miaomiao:

   “Of course, this is just my family’s opinion. I am a straight-talking person. I hope Mr. Shen will forgive me.”

   “What did Director Li say? It’s too late for me to thank you.”

  Shen Miaomiao extended her hand and sincerely thanked Li Xiaofeng.

  People are really interesting.

  The words just now are all from the heart, and they are indeed from the perspective of Golden Wind, helping them make suggestions and solve problems.

and!

   Director Li’s analysis helped Shen Miaomiao a lot!

   Especially that last sentence—

   An incompletely polished work will definitely affect game sales!

   This is not what I want!

  Shen Miaomiao’s eyes lit up!

   Even, Director Li’s analysis helped her measure everything—whether working overtime will directly affect game sales.

  The smile returned to Shen Miaomiao’s face.

  Things are easy at once!

   Now, she only needs to strictly prohibit overtime work, and she can perfectly block the progress of the project, and let “PUBG Mobile” be launched in the basic prototype form!

   After that, it only needs to be delayed for a week, and when she loses money and recovers the capital, then let Lao Gu improve and repair it.

   In this way, the company doesn’t have to work overtime, and the game will be released as scheduled. She will lose money, and the game’s reputation will not collapse.

   Killing four birds with one stone can be said to have achieved the most perfect result at the smallest cost.

   Congratulations!

  …

   is happy!

  Gu Sheng also came back to accept the award.

  As soon as he came back, Gu Sheng spoke.

  Nothing else, four-character summary-incentive to work overtime.

   Yes, after discussing with Li Xiaofeng, Gu Sheng also believes that the only way to save time is to release an incentive mechanism to encourage employees to work overtime.

   As soon as these words were uttered, Shen Miaomiao was overwhelmed with pride!

  Good boy, hit me hahahaha!

  I just finished chatting with Director Li, so can I promise you? !

  So his face was serious and his brows were wrinkled!

   “Xiao Gu, don’t say such words that are not conducive to unity in the future.”

  Gu Sheng:? ? ?

   “Project dividend incentives? Why am I not conducive to unity?”

   “Tsk, you think,”

  Shen Miao’s witty remark has a lot to say:

   “Only half a month ago, when new employees first joined the company, I said that our company has always adhered to the loose, free, and humanized work philosophy,”

   “Do you think it’s fair to employees if you set up project dividend incentives and pay employees under the banner of voluntary overtime?”

   “Wrong, Comrade Xiao Gu, you are blatantly encouraging introversion!”

   “Think empathetically, if you were an employee and saw other colleagues working overtime overnight for dividends, what would you think?”

   “Even if you don’t want this dividend incentive at all, are you embarrassed to leave?”

   “Besides, there are only so many people in our company now, and the game project is a job that requires close cooperation,”

   “Some people work overtime, while others don’t, which can’t guarantee the smoothness of work. Isn’t that working overtime for nothing?”

“Furthermore,”

  “Since we have chosen this challenging project, we must simultaneously accept its imperfections,”

  “Mount Everest is right there, even if you can’t climb it today, there’s still tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow,”

  “A game, especially a game that requires later maintenance and updates, must be imperfect in the early stage,”

  “It’s not like we don’t care about it after we make the game,”

   “It’s better to put it on the shelves in time than to delay the time and be abstained by the organizing committee?”

   “Does what I say make sense?”

   Hiss—! !

  Hearing this, Gu Sheng couldn’t help but gasped!

   What a **** meticulous logic! !

  Gu Sheng was shocked!

  I can’t refute it!

   looked at little Nezha with surprised eyes, as if meeting this person for the first time!

  Little Nezha is too reasonable!

Although!

  According to her, when the game goes online, there will be no polishing and minor bugs.

  However, from the perspective of employees, Nezha is really thinking about them!

  Gu Sheng opened his mouth three times in a row, but he didn’t find any flaws, so he couldn’t open his mouth at all!

  Seeing Gu Sheng’s aggrieved look of hesitating to speak and wanting to speak, little Nezha is going to laugh like crazy in his heart!

Knew it!

  When it comes to the issue of interests, human minds will be extremely clear!

I! Shen Miaomiao! witty!

   The sentence “You are encouraging introversion, which is not conducive to the unity of the company”, directly choked Gu Sheng to death!

talk?

  Shen Miaomiao raised her eyebrows.

   What do you mean?

   Let me see what else you can do?

   Today’s class – you can’t add a little! !

   “Do you have any suggestions?” Shen Miaomiao raised her head towards Gu Sheng.

  Long time!

  Gu Sheng groaned and slumped, but in the end he couldn’t find a foothold to refute Little Nezha, so he could only nod his head and cup his hands:

   “Let me say—good opinion from the president!”

  (end of this chapter)