Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall? - Chapter 94
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Chapter 94 Lao Tzu Shu Daoshan!
‘This is so handsome! ‘
’What kind of crazy game is this? Where is the morality, where is the bottom line, where is the trial version, and where is the official version? ‘
’Your mother… must be able to live longer than Nanshan’
‘What drain bends? ‘
‘Put on the enemy’s clothes and bury it’
‘Be careful in your next life, my 40-meter long sword is hard to handle’
‘This f*cking game isn’t random killing? ‘
’It’s going to be bad, once this promotional video comes out, the ancestral grave of the scalper will start to smoke’
‘At first I thought the stick game was pretty good, but now it looks like, tsk tsk…’
’Pressed to the ground and beaten…’
‘Hahahahahaha has just turned around the outer net, neon netizens have begun to celebrate the descendants of Lieyang’ s descendants. ’
‘Little devil is really hurt, knowing that his baseball hero has no hope of winning, he went to disgust the next door Korea’
‘I’m **** dying laughing’
‘The suspense is gone, if PUBG doesn’t win the championship, the Asian Games will not be held’
‘Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly
‘…’
Exploded!
As soon as this promotional video comes out!
The anchors exploded, the players exploded, and the media exploded.
Shen Miaomiao exploded too!
“What’s the matter with his meowing?!”
Next day!
Shen Miaomiao got up in the morning and only turned on her phone, and she was hit with a sap!
See you!
On the mobile phone notifications, densely packed, from small black boxes to player bonfires, from Tiantian Youbao to Huaxia E-sports, and even tabtab, a platform that focuses on small games and mobile games, has released push messages about “PUBG Mobile”!
Shen Miaomiao was shocked.
It is true that PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds really caught people’s attention at the opening ceremony of the Asian Games five months ago, and it attracted the cheers of countless media players at the scene, and also won the most anticipated game award.
Shen Miaomiao was somewhat prepared for the explosion of PUBG.
But…
Isn’t this too hot? !
have a look!
Look at what these dog-licking media have said—
Little Black Box: “MFGA is always loud! PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds – a game that once again refreshes the world’s FPS perception! “
Player Bonfire: “The outcome has lost suspense, players from other countries can already prepare for the PUBG competition”
Tiantian Youbao: “Supernova Burning! GoldenSam strikes again, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds has caused an uproar in Asia! “
Huaxia E-sports: “I can’t make it through this week!”—Record of office interview after PUBG film broadcast”
Lick, lick like crazy!
Blow, blow like hell!
Shen Miaomiao’s scalp was numb!
no? Wasn’t 25 game promotional videos released at the same time last night? Why are 24 other games now **** out of the game?
Did Lao Gu take over all those game companies overnight?
The mountains and plains are full of reports about PUBG?
And no one has said it is bad, all are crazily touting it!
“he—tui!”
“nausea!”
“Disgusting—!!”
The shameless bragging behavior of the media made Shen Miaomiao thump her chest!
But luckily!
Today, this game is really a prototype of a framework!
After going crazy for a while, Shen Miaomiao also knew that there was no hope of reversing the hot word of mouth, so she could only sigh and comfort herself with the hole card of “poor game quality”.
Actually, it cannot be said that the quality of the game is poor.
After all, from project approval to production completion, Lao Gu and the others only had five months and 50 million yuan.
The game quality is a bit weak is to be expected.
The time is tight, the tasks are heavy and the budget is small.
In addition, at the beginning of the project, I made a big fuss in the project department, which directly deprived Lao Gu of his dignity in the project department and encouraged the enthusiasm of the employees not to work overtime.
Once people’s hearts are scattered, it will be even more difficult for Lao Gu’s team to lead.
“well…”
Shen Miaomiao sighed full of guilt.
Speaking of which, I still feel a little sorry for Lao Gu.
Obviously he was thinking about the company, but he got a badass president like himself, always trying to hold back his company.
Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao clasped her hands together, as if she was praying, but also as if she was apologizing to Gu Sheng:
“Let me lose one million, just lose one million, this wave will return blood to the small treasury,”
“Let’s make a small game for the next one. Lao Gu, I will give you the maximum authority to do whatever you want. I will never hinder you. It is a compensation for you.”
“God bless, next time, next time…”
Talk about it!
Shen Miaomiao finally found some psychological comfort for herself, but she was not particularly at ease.
So I set off to the company, wanting to see how much the finished product quality of the game differs from the promotional video.
She also watched the promotional video of PUBG, and had to admit that this thing is indeed very lethal to players.
After all, who can refuse the temptation to step on the mountain of corpses in the sea of blood and claim the throne?
but!
Shen Miaomiao also knows that a promotional video for a game is usually not credible.
Even sometimes, the quality of the promotional video is inversely proportional to the quality of the actual game content.
Because those games need promotional videos to create expectations for players, and need to use cool promotional videos to attract sales.
For such a thief like Lao Gu, Shen Miaomiao had no doubt that he would do this.
Even so, the game may be criticized by players in a short period of time because the goods are not right.
But as she said before, PUBG is not a one-shot deal, and it will definitely be updated in the future.
After waiting for a week, she got the rebate, and the company has money to pay overtime pay. When the time comes, let the project department repair it, which can also restore word of mouth.
Based on this consideration!
Shen Miaomiao felt that Lao Gu’s promotional video would most likely be a “big cake”.
“Let me see how many fillings are in this pie…”
While thinking, Shen Miaomiao also arrived at the company, pushed the door into the office and took a drink of water, then couldn’t wait to push out the motion sensor cabin in her office.
Yes, she has her own somatosensory cabin.
And because she is one of the company’s top executives (nonsense), there is an official version of “PUBG Mobile” in her somatosensory cabin equipment.
Of course, in order to avoid sneaking away, looking at the entire company, only she and Gu Sheng have this official version in their somatosensory cabins.
Try it!
Activated the somatosensory cabin, and Shen Miaomiao lay down in it.
Chick—
As the door of the somatosensory cabin was closed and the brain wave synchronization technology was activated, Shen Miaomiao entered the game.
As soon as it came up, it was a simple face pinching system. Shen Miaomiao chose the initial female character, and then chose to start the game in the upper left corner of the preparation interface.
After all, she is here to experience the game, so feel free to pinch her face.
The next second, his eyes went black.
There was a roar of the engine, accompanied by the sound of the wind.
Immediately afterwards, a strong airflow hit in front of her, and Shen Miaomiao felt as if she was thrown into a big air vent. The rapid airflow almost made her feel her breathing was blocked!
Wait? !
Shen Miaomiao’s heart skipped a beat!
Why do I have a bad feeling?
She can feel the airflow, which means that this game has introduced the regrettable “full sense system” in their last game “Left 4 Dead”.
Original, this is no problem.
Road to Survival invested 10 million yuan, and PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds invested 50 million yuan. Although they are both from the “Qiu” generation, the total investment is five times different. It is normal for a new game to introduce a full-sense system.
But what’s not normal is—
How did they adjust the full sense system to be so realistic?
To know!
The omnisense system is easy to introduce, as long as you have money.
Adjustable is a big project!
Just like plasticine, it is easy for you to buy a box of plasticine, but it can’t be done in three to five minutes to knead it into a Venus with a broken arm!
This requires a lot of human resources and time resources!
Although!
Five full months is more than enough for an airflow full-sensing effect adjustment.
But don’t forget, this thing is just one of the most insignificant details in the overall experience of the game!
It’s as if you ordered a steak. In theory, half an hour is just enough for the chef to finish frying the steak.
But when the steak was on the table, you found a marigold flower just carved out of yellow radish on the plate!
Just a plate decoration!
The chefs all have kung fu.
So, the quality of the steak must be the same?
Or put the cart before the horse?
Leave aside the steak for the main meal, and spend half an hour patronizing carved flowers?
Shen Miaomiao didn’t believe that Gu Sheng, as a supernova game designer, could do such an operation with cerebral palsy.
That is to say…
In the next second, Shen Miaomiao opened her eyes against the biting wind!
See you!
Now!
She is standing at the door of a transport plane!
In front of you is the cloud that flows like water, and below the cloud is the sky!
The roar of the plane rang in my ears, and the strong airflow rushed towards my face, almost blinding my eyes.
Looking around, I saw men and women wearing tank tops and shorts, standing at the door of the hatch just like myself, looking down.
As the plane advances, from time to time, scattered prisoners will jump off the plane and unfold their umbrella bags in the air.
All of a sudden, under the flow of the plane, white umbrella flowers bloomed, and the exciting battle royale has begun!
I! !
ah? ? ?
Shen Miaomiao’s pupils shook!
This delicate picture, this perfect full-sensing system tuning, these AI players with expressions and movements that look like living people…
What the **** do you call this an “unpolished prototype frame”? !
its not right!
25 out of 10 are wrong!
Shen Miaomiao gulped a mouthful of nervous saliva!
A feeling of scalp numbness hit Shen Miaomiao involuntarily.
I thought to myself: Hold on tight! Hold on to Shen Miaomiao! This is just the beginning! Lao Gu is an experienced designer, he must have put most of his energy into the opening skydiving session! Because only in this way can players have a shocking first experience, so as to cover up the shortcomings in the actual process of the game!
Think of it!
Shen Miaomiao took a deep breath!
“definitely is-“
took two steps back, followed by a run-up, and jumped down according to the sky:
“It’s like this—”
“How to make this thing so realistic—”
“It’s broken! How can I open my umbrella bag—”
The moment you jump off the plane!
Shen Miaomiao felt the fine-grained full-sensing system adjustment!
The sense of weightlessness accompanied by the sound of the wind whistling in her ears almost instantly boosted her adrenaline!
The intense stimulation makes the legs weak.
The uneasiness and trembling in Shen Miaomiao’s heart became more and more intense!
because!
From the objective experience point of view, the whole game does not talk about anything else. The skydiving experience alone seems to be worth the 98 ticket price!
God bless! The game sucks!
Shen Miaomiao muttered a sentence in her heart, then found the opening tab of the umbrella bag, and stretched her hands!
Hula!
Finally opened the umbrella before it turned into a pie…
“Hoo—”
Shen Miaomiao let out a long breath of relief, and landed on the ground flickeringly.
With a soft rustle, the parachute spreading behind him was automatically retracted.
After all, this is a game, and it is normal to have some superpowers.
Rolling forward with unloading force, Shen Miaomiao landed at the door of a factory building. Hearing the sound of footsteps coming from behind, Shen Miaomiao couldn’t help turning her head.
“Damn it!”
With a scream, three or five AIs landed on the ground simultaneously with her. At this moment, they really ran towards the factory building!
Shen Miaomiao looked at the wolf-like AI, then at the pistol on the cargo box at the door of the factory building, turned her head and ran towards the factory building!
“mine-!”
With a burst of shouting, Shen Miaomiao dashed out, bumped into the box with a bang, touched the pistol, and reloaded in a hurry!
At this moment, the AI who rushed to the front had already come in front of her, jumped up, and threw his fist at her!
The sandbag-sized fist was reflected in Shen Miaomiao’s big terrified eyes with a heavy sense of oppression.
The moment of lightning and flint!
Boom! !
Trigger pull!
The bullet trailed the tail and shot out of the gun chamber, and a **** arrow shot out from the AI’s chest!
But the damage of the pistol is limited after all, even without the protection of armor, the P92 in Shen Miaomiao’s hand can only do 37.4 damage to the chest.
So, this punch still landed on her face!
Boom!
Shen Miaomiao’s side face went numb intuitively, and she staggered half a step back!
With the blessing of the full sense system, although this punch is not painful, it is extremely insulting!
Next second!
Just heard a roar from the somatosensory cabin!
“My enthusiastic horse turtle son! My old man dare not give me earbuds! You die to me!!”
Bang bang!
Bang bang bang bang bang—! !
The semi-automatic pistol roared like popping beans!
Not for a moment!
In the workshop, blood spattered, and three corpses lay on the spot!
Shen Miaomiao stepped on the male corpse that had punched her, threw out the magazine, and pressed a new shuttle of bullets into the chamber!
Click!
Bang bang bang bang!
Point the gun at the corpse, empty the magazine!
At this moment, looking at the two AIs at the entrance of the factory, they are completely stupid!
Shua la—
Kicking the unrecognizable corpse away with one kick, Shen Miaomiao bravely and fiercely took a step forward, and roared at the two AIs outside the door!
“Look at your mother selling mahua! Get out!”
“Lao Tzu Shu Road Mountain—!!”
Whizzing!
Before the meatball-headed bully started counting.
In the next second, the two AIs disappeared without a trace as if they understood human speech, running faster than a rabbit!
See it!
Shen Miaomiao put her hips on her hips and laughed!
“Wow ha ha ha ha—! Cool—!!”
So cool!
This kind of passionate and passionate fighting can really make people excited!
Especially at the moment when I get the gun to fight back, I feel instantly comfortable, and the feeling of refreshment soars to the top!
While having fun, Shen Miaomiao put the pistol into her waist:
“Haha, I didn’t expect this game to be so fun…”
But it’s only half the story!
Next second!
The smile froze on her face!
no?
Wait!
Damn it!
Why am I still grinning like a big fool and quacking here? !
This game—
Something is wrong! !
(end of this chapter)